it could've been because i was dying of the flu of the swine and my body totally collapsed on me and put me in bed for over 3/4 of the day. le sigh. now if i can only handle this cough, i'll be back to normal!
so i decided to use my blog to talk about the problems of guys and.or relationships. jonny don't worry, i'm not going to be referring or implying anything that has to do with you...most of the time. :D
so today my topic is about men, and how little they really are in life. haha In personality psych we were discussing Freud's sexists theories about how women were damaged versions of men -- and we had "penis envy." It's a pretty standard view for someone of his time. So this lady named Gloria Steinem created a satirical theory about men. She said men had womb envy, and men were never going to be as good as women in terms of health care and professions that had to do with in the home skills (ie. cooking, doctors, nurses, etc) She also said that men will never
be able to be good lawyers because they aren't naturally capable of big decision making. Women, on the other hand, are. We have the ability to decide between life and death (birth and nonbirth). Men are mono-orgasmic which makes them sexually inferior and women, being multi-orgasmic, are naturally sexual aggressors. oh and V-neck shirts are basically a recapitulation of the "V" of female genitalia. i dont knowwww, a lot of what she is saying is completely ridiculous, but i like it. I wonder how the world would be if women were first regarded superior to men. If we were allowed to vote, hold political office, etc. For one, we wouldn't have any war. Women are far less selfish and sneaky. No one would care who's government colonized which government and which land was whose. We're not as naturally possessive, competitive, nor greedy. Second, all our stupid "there she blows" sorta references. Countries, ships, cars would most likely be male because they'd be our bitches. I will say one thing, there would be a hell of a lot of shit-talking. You'd definitely see more of Japanese fashion being a NOT and who wore it better between French and Egyptian leaders in the mags. But besides the petty, everyday critique, I think we'd all be happier, more caring, better looking people.the end.
I LOVE IT. this was the best thing i've read ALL day hahaha.
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